I CANT BREATH LORD JESUS CHRIST FUCK OMG
did this guy just livetweet a poisoning
that he committed
Social media needs to go away forever
SOCIAL MEDIA NEEDS TO STAY BECAUSE DANGEROUS AND IDIOTIC PEOPLE ARE GETTING CAUGHT AND PROSECUTED
i legitimately DO NOT UNDERSTAND how stupid people can be…
"I don’t like needing anyone for anything."
STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.
VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.
PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL
THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN
WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS
HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.
WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.
i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep
- 5th grade me: I'll never do drugs
- Me now: Bruh
if we’re dating you can have your freedom, you’re not my prisoner. just stay loyal & be honest. that’s all i ask muhfucka.
"You never get over it. But you get to where it doesn’t bother you so much."
This is just something I wrote a while back
-just a side note: I’m not being sexist, I’m just using ‘man’ and ‘he’ as a neutral term for a person bc it flows better ok-